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Topic: It's not easy being Hillary

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Dave Starr
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I can’t stand to lose
I’m not going to quit
If Democrats don’t choose
Me, Bill will throw a fit

I’m more than Barack, I’m the real change
More than some pretty face and funny name
It’s not easy to be me

Think I’ll fake a cry
Right up here on stage
You know it’s a lie
‘Cuz I’m really full of rage

It may sound absurd, but I’ve got to believe
I am going to retake the lead
I’m falling behind but I will not concede
Even Clintons have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me

Obama’s pulling away…away from me
And it’s not right…gotta fly to Texas tonight
And win Ohio…Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Hawaii, Wyoming, Mississippi, Puerto Rico, West Virginia, Kentucky, Oregon, Montana, South Dakota. …and Wisconsin…

I can’t stand to lose
I’m not going to quit
I am going to bribe
The superdelegates

I’m more than Barack, I’m the real change
More than some pretty face and funny name
I’m only a gal in a crusty pants suit
Looking for Democrats who’ll vote for me…Vote for Hillary –ee Vote for Hillary

I’m only a gal with a bogus tear streak
Only a gal who is gonna be beat
I’ll be your Barack, please, please, please elect me.
It’s not easy, oh..oh..oh
It’s not easy to be me..

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Post Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:35 pm 
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Ponycar
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Pretty face? Another one of Bill's lies.

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