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Ponycar
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This was sent to me in an e-mail. Enjoy.

To all you old law dogs now just lying in the shade, current pistoleros, and other fervent second amendment believers: I would rather be your friend, but if your not interested in that, I em prepared to be a capable and effecient enemy.

This is the law:The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapons is the brain. All else is supplemental.As John Stienbeck once said,

1) Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2) If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3)I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

4)A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him " Why do you crry a 45?" The Ranger responded with, " because they don't make a 46."

5) When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

6)An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

7)The old Sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on him wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see that you are wearing your sidearm, are you expecting trouble?" "No Maam, if I was execting trouble I would have brought my rifle."

Cool Beware of the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT.
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Wisdom of the ages Smile

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Tegan
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I like it. my favorite is #5. Although #6 is good too.
Post Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:42 am 
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#1 is SO true.. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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I sort of like this take on the subject.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QjEL0uUgo

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TEXAS MONTHLY TALKS - TED NUGENT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QjEL0uUgo

I like Uncle Ted's last line "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". I could not agree more.

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

............................................................

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:



Democrat's Answer :


Well, that 's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

................................................................................................................................................................................



Republican's
Answer:



BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next
one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

"If you are going to carry a gun, carry it all the time. Everywhere. Not just sometimes. Otherwise you won't have it when you need it. Trouble always comes as a surprise."...

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Post Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:15 am 
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how can a black guy have a red neck? Laughing Laughing

actually, i'm 100% for protecting my family. i
really don't see the need to carry a gun. sure
anything can happen. i guess i am just not that
fearful yet, and anyway, the big guy above does
a great job!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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All that is certainly your choice. When the SHTF you may reconsider of course it could be tooooo late. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:24 am 
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Dave Starr
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#4 on that list needs to be updated. There are now 50 caliber handguns available.

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damn!!! i just read where in chicago at a MALL some clown
shot and killed 5 women in a store.....wow....maybe it is a
good idea to carry........damn!!!!!!!!! you hardliners may be
right on this subject!!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

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And since its Illegal for an honest citizen to carry a handgun for protection in Chicago thanks to Baracks mentor Mayor Daly no one would have had the means to stop the nutcase once he got started. Thanks Daly 5 more to prove how well your antigun policys work.

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Post Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:14 pm 
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00SL2
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Now what makes you think four customers and a clerk in the women's Lane Bryant clothing store in suburban Chicago shopping mall would want to carry a hand gun for protection?
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good point.......but just one good handgun in a
trained hand may have stopped this..ya never know!

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[quote]Now what makes you think four customers and a clerk in the women's Lane Bryant clothing store in suburban Chicago shopping mall would want to carry a hand gun for protection?[/quote
Well possibly in the event of such an attack taking place. Of course since they are now deceased we wont be able to ask them will we. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes And the fact that Daly and his cronies like Obama took that option from them the question is a mute point. Rolling Eyes Apparently you feel cowering in the corner or under a counter is an acceptable way to meet your maker, well thats your choice but having that as your only option dont cut it with a lot of us. Evil or Very Mad

And on a related note

US state weighing gun lessons for schoolchildren

Feb 1 09:11 AM US/Eastern
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West Virginia is considering a bill to teach schoolchildren how to handle a gun and hunt safely its proponent hopes will increase state revenues from hunting licenses, a state lawmaker said Thursday.
"We will teach a hunting safety course during their physical education class," state senator and bill sponsor Billy Wayne Bailey told AFP. The courses would be imparted in secondary schools, from the eighth to 10th grade (13-16 years of age).

"They will learn gun safety, the proper use of fire arms. All the weapons will be disabled so there is no chance of discharging," he said, adding that the state Senate was expected to take up the bill next week.

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