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habeeb
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I like big cars, big cigars and naturally big racks. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate. I think playing with guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe its called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I think I'm better than the homeless. I am not the real Slim Shady, so I think that I’m gonna stay seated right here in this damn comfy chair. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I am not tolerant of others because they are different. I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez’s toilet gets, I’ll still want to see it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you do it in English. I like my porn without silicon. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I want to know when MTV became such crap. I think getting a hummer is sex, and every man is entitled to at least one extremely sloppy one per month. I know what the definition of is is. I think Oprah's eyes are way too far apart. I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet. I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny. I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think that being a student doesn’t give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. I’ve never mourned a dead goldfish. I don’t want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package. I believe everyone has a right to pray to their God or gods, while I pray that the test results come back negative. I think the Clippers should play in the WNBA. My heroes are Abraham Lincoln, Orson Wells, Ronald Reagan and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I think creative violence makes movies more interesting and Iraqis more dead.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake, but I still think The Rock could kick my butt. I think global warming is junk science. I’ve never owned or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-f-up already. South Park still makes me laugh. I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them. I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a PlayStation. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. I think explosions are cool. I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you’re running from them. I thought Spinal Tap was great, but Rob Reiner can still kiss my backside.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I’ve discovered that DVD is better than Laserdisc. I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a stop-light, and I'm pretty sure the Latina midget selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator packing carton outside Ensenada. I figured out Bruce Willis was dead midway through The Sixth Sense but enjoyed it anyway. I think turkey bacon sucks. I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are gonna be a gang-banging hommies or vatos. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent. I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don’t pretend they are a political statement.
I want to know what the hell is going on when Geena Davis has a sitcom.
I like hard women, hard liquor and a hard bowel movement first thing in the morning. I believe you don’t have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your living room. I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Field of Dreams. I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. Sometimes I throw my soft drink can in the trash, even when the recycle bin is just a few more steps. Making love is fine, but sometimes I wanna get laid. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I'm a bad Republican. And I vote... even if it rains.
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:45 am |
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R. R.
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| You are just an average republican. But thanks for the heads up...... |
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:50 am |
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Biggie9
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quote:
habeeb schreef:
I like big cars, big cigars and naturally big racks. ....
me too! only I don't smoke anymore, so scratch the middle one there.
is that you Flintteach?
biggie.
Habeeb, i think this emoticon:  has the expression of your "hard bowel movement" first thing in the morning. You know the grunting, pressure et al..kinda like we were told Elvis experienced before his last "push" blew a coronary artery....then I bet he kinda looked like this... before it all released nice and easy. Then I bet the next face he saw looked like this: 
Habeeb, here's to hoping you don't blow a gasket one fine morning! .... |
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:51 pm |
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R.R.
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:06 pm |
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Biggie9
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quote:
R.R. schreef:
Thanks for the insight.
RR thats what gastroenterologists are for....
but I do what I can.
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:19 pm |
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flintteach
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| Why would I write something as vile as that? |
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Just a Jarhead.. OOORAH ! I dig country music.. I love this country and her flag ! But my family comes first ! |
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:10 am |
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Biggie9
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quote:
flintteach schreef:
Why would I write something as vile as that?
Flintteach,
Because you posted something SIMILAR [not exact] on the Flint Forum on MLive.
You were posting something attributed to Ted Nugent..that you agreed with...a portion of which was:
"I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies."
See the same passages with habeeb's and yours on MLive? Thats why I asked the question.
So IF not the same person, then habeeb copied the same/similar material but didn't have the courtesy to properly attribute it. Plagerism runs rampant on the internet.
BTW, I hope ALL people get out and vote, regardless their affiliation and despite the weather.
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:17 am |
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R.R.
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:36 am |
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Biggie9
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quote:
R.R. schreef:
Too much MTV
I don't think Ted is a regular on those anymore. His politics don't jive...or VH1 either. |
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:11 pm |
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flintteach
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What if I said I was the one who put pen to paper (errr.. fingers to keyboard) and composed that?  |
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Just a Jarhead.. OOORAH ! I dig country music.. I love this country and her flag ! But my family comes first ! |
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:35 pm |
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Alfred North Whitehead
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| "There are no whole truths: all truths are half truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil." 1954 |
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:49 pm |
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flintteach
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| "In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!" |
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Just a Jarhead.. OOORAH ! I dig country music.. I love this country and her flag ! But my family comes first ! |
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:56 pm |
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Biggie9
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flintteach schreef:
What if I said I was the one who put pen to paper (errr.. fingers to keyboard) and composed that?
If "if" and "buts" were candy and nuts, everyday would be Christmas.
From what I have observed on your postings elsewhere, I would say you would have had the guts to say it yourself and not attibute it to someone else.
I think there are probably a lot of similar "quotes" floating around the electrons of the internet. The fact that "habeeb" posted a similar BUT different one tends to support that.
I have no reason to doubt that you and habeeb believe in the sentiments you posted.
And frankly I have no problem with those sentiments either. |
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:30 pm |
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| The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. |
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:35 pm |
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flintteach
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To quote Alfred E Neuman
"How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?"
Food for thought, as I grill chicken ! |
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Just a Jarhead.. OOORAH ! I dig country music.. I love this country and her flag ! But my family comes first ! |
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