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yaryrret
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INGREDIENTS
2 tablespoons canola oil for the mist of an aura
1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger root elitism
1 1/4 pounds skinless, boneless chicken,politician, breast halves, cut into bite size pieces
2 tablespoons rice vinegar for BAM!
2 tablespoons teriyaki sauce for diversity
1 tablespoon honey for all those college girls us aurafites know about
1 pound dark sweet cherries, pitted and halved
1 1/2 cups shredded carrots
1/2 cup chopped green onion for the populists
1/3 cup toasted and sliced almonds on behalf of the nust outside the aura
12 leaves of lettuce
six pack of labatts
DIRECTIONS
Heat 1 tablespoon oil in a large skillet over medium high heat. Add ginger and chicken and saute until cooked through, about 7 to 10 minutes. Set aside.
In a large bowl, whisk together remaining 1 tablespoon oil, vinegar, teriyaki sauce and honey until mixed together. Add chicken mixture, cherries, carrot, green onion and almonds; toss together.
To Serve: Spoon 1/12 of the chicken/cherry mixture onto the center of each lettuce leaf; roll up leaf around filling and serve.


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Post Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:43 am 
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WHAT!?
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OR, piss in somebody's Lablatts when they're not looking. They'll never know! Embarassed
Post Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:32 am 
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rapunzel11
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Michigan is surrounded on three sides by water. So it does not take rocket science to understand that piling up garbage on a peninsula is foolhardy.

Perhaps Canadian and U.S. officials need to take a class in water runoff? Somebody call Al Gore! Goodness knows Gleason cares naught. Factory farms..ecoli...should I buy my beer from MI?

Still good luck on prying Labatt Blue from my fridge!

Peace,
Rap

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The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
John F. Kennedy, speech at Vanderbilt University, May 18, 1963
Post Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:16 pm 
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yaryrret
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INGREDIENTS
1 pint strawberries, quartered
1 pint blueberries, rinsed and drained
1 pint fresh blackberries, rinsed and drained
1 pint fresh raspberries
1 pint red currants
1 tablespoon white sugar
3 tablespoons chopped fennel greens
six pack of labatts
DIRECTIONS
In a large bowl combine strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries and currants. Sprinkle with sugar and gently stir in fennel. Refrigerate for about 20 minutes. Serve


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Post Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:25 pm 
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yaryrret
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INGREDIENTS
4 zucchini, halved
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1/2 (8 ounce) package button mushrooms, sliced
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cumin, or to taste
1 (15.5 ounce) can chick peas, drained and rinsed
1/2 lemon, juiced
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
six pack of labatts
sea salt to taste
ground black pepper to taste
DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a shallow baking dish.
Scoop out the flesh of the zucchini; chop the flesh and set aside. Place the shells in the prepared dish.
Heat oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Saute onions for 5 minutes, then add garlic and saute 2 minutes more. Stir in chopped zucchini and mushrooms; saute 5 minutes. Stir in coriander, cumin, chick peas, lemon juice, parsley, salt and pepper. Spoon mixture into zucchini shells.
Bake in preheated oven for 30 to 40 minutes, or until zucchini are tender.


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Post Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:06 pm 
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Biggie9
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there is a lot more mythology around JFK then there ever will be around the Rev Kennedy.

Both have there apostles I guess, both on different points of the spectrum.

I don't follow, or worship either...and thats good since they are both dead and I am not [yet].

The solution and the problem changes depending upon your viewpoint. Someone's "solution" is another's "problem". And that is why we are lucky enough to have a voice in whom our leaders are.

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Post Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:39 pm 
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yaryrret
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INGREDIENTS
4 (6 ounce) non offensive grouper fillets
1/3 cup tequila truth
1/2 cup orange liqueur satire
3/4 cup fresh lime juice complete with puzzel
1 teaspoon salt to lick your wounds
3 large cloves garlic, peeled
4 tablespoons olive oil
3 medium tomatoes, diced
1 medium onion, chopped
1 small jalapeno, seeded and minced
4 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
1 pinch white sugar
salt to taste
1 tablespoon olive oil
ground black pepper to taste
six pack of labatts
DIRECTIONS
Place fish in a shallow baking dish. In a bowl, stir together the tequila, orange liqueur, lime juice, 1 teaspoon salt, garlic, and olive oil. Pour mixture over fillets, and rub into fish. Cover, and refrigerate for 1/2 hour, turning the fillets once.
Preheat the grill for high heat.
In a medium bowl, toss together the tomatoes, onion, jalapeno, cilantro, and sugar. Season to taste with salt. Set salsa aside.
Remove fillets from marinade, and pat dry. Brush the fillets with oil, and sprinkle with ground black pepper. In a small saucepan, boil remaining marinade for several minutes. Remove from heat, and strain out garlic cloves. Set aside to cool.
Grill fish for 4 minutes per side, or until fish is easily flaked with a fork. Transfer fillets to a serving dish. Transfer the fish to a serving plate. Spoon salsa over the fish, and drizzle with the cooked marinade to serve.

share it with a lawyer


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Post Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:46 am 
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00SL2
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For yaryrret. Laughing

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Post Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:02 pm 
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00SL2
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Revise draft, edit, revise again. Who could have any more experience at this than a lawyer, a tool of the trade. The thing is, who would have thought the entire subject would change to food, the "way to a man's heart." And make all the interjected responses to your posts appear "off the wall?" You serving these delectable dishes at your next open house with additional satire on the side? Razz Laughing
Post Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:59 pm 
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rapunzel11
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recycle the Flint Journal- paper drop off on Averill ave.
or read mlive and save printing.

Compost zucchini plants, grass clippings ect.

don't drink wine- bottles non-refundable.

buy American made toys

grow your own spinach and lettuce...unless you have ecoli in your back yard.

one goat to mow the grass and fertilize.

Six pack of Labatt Blue Light to watch that the goat doesn't eat your zucchini.

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John F. Kennedy, speech at Vanderbilt University, May 18, 1963
Post Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:57 am 
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terrybankert
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Happy birthday Jimmy!!!!

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Post Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:39 am 
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yaryrret
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Dave said this board has aura of elitism that seems to permeate this forum. My honest thought is that we are populist, inclusive, just more rational than most boards. Oh well! I am confused Dave what do you really mean?
Post Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:36 pm 
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andi03
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Umm.....whose Dave?

Elitism? Nah, there are people here that I would love to have a cup of coffee with!! If they could put up with a bumpkin like me.

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Post Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:41 pm 
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Dave Starr
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quote:
yaryrret schreef:
Dave said this board has aura of elitism that seems to permeate this forum. My honest thought is that we are populist, inclusive, just more rational than most boards. Oh well! I am confused Dave what do you really mean?


When I see posts that imply that people with college degrees are superior human beings, that people are unfit for public office because they're old, fat, don't smile, have an "ugly" wife, etc., that people who work in the factories are "knuckle draggers", that 70% of the population of Flint are "white trash and ghetto folk", that implies elitism to me.

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I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Pushing buttons sure can be fun.

When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way.

Paddle faster, I hear banjos.
Post Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:19 am 
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andi03
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Howdy Dave,

I am the one that had a "Barbie" moment aka Blond moment (PC Style) Smile

I think that you will find that an Internet forum is just a microcosm of society at large, the only difference is we don't know who anyone is unless they disclose their identity.

Some of us are from the burbs, and don't hold degrees, I changed my mind after having kids and am 7 classes away from my associates, that's all I will have, as that is all that I am going for.

I have had the paperwork printed off for 1 month to run for a local office, where half of our residents are construed as hicks, I am sure me being one of them. Work two part time jobs (one at home), three kids, two dogs, love to fish even. Smile I am "uneducated" but that doesn't mean that one is dumb.

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