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Author    Post   pan8 F L I N T O I D your mommas so fat that when she hauls butt it takes two trips! Hey I figured we all need a laugh in these trying times. Pan8 Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:15 pm  twotap F L I N T O I D Good one. _________________ "If you like your current healthcare you can keep it, Period"!! Barack Hussein Obama--- multiple times. Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:52 pm  Steve Myers Site Admin your mommas so fat that when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck! _________________ Steve Myers Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:09 pm  Bossman F L I N T O I D Your mama's so fat if she wore a watch on both wrists she'd cover two time zones. Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:02 am  pan8 F L I N T O I D Your mammas so fat that when she sits around the house SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE. Pan8 Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:00 am  Bossman F L I N T O I D your mama's so fat if she wore spike heels she'd strike oil. Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:25 am  Dave Starr F L I N T O I D Your momma's so fat she wears Gloria Peterbuilt jeans. _________________ I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. Pushing buttons sure can be fun. When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way. Paddle faster, I hear banjos. Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:29 am  twotap F L I N T O I D Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing _________________ "If you like your current healthcare you can keep it, Period"!! Barack Hussein Obama--- multiple times. Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:55 am  Bossman F L I N T O I D Your mama's so fat if she wore a Malcolm X shirt helicopters would try to land on her back. Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:58 am  Ponycar F L I N T O I D Yo mommas so fat, I put a quarter in her ear and a bag of Doritos came out of her mouth. Yo mommas so nasty, Disney made a movie about her. Old yeller, the story of yo mommas tooth. _________________ A government big enough to give you everything is also powerful enough to take it all away. Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:20 pm  rusty F L I N T O I D Yo momma so fat, when she dropped her drawers, her ass was still in 'em. Yo momma so fat, she put a pair of BVD's. By the time she got them on, they spelled boulevard Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:06 pm    Display posts from previous:   All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First

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