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Mark Bonto
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If Flint were an Olympic event, it would be:_______________!

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Post Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:23 pm 
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Dave Starr
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Rhythmic Gymnastics - lots of flash, no real action.

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Pushing buttons sure can be fun.

When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way.

Paddle faster, I hear banjos.
Post Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:23 am 
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Shawn Chittle
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Hey Mark!

If Flint were an Olympic event, it would be "the event where they put out the flame at the end."
Post Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:24 pm 
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Mark Bonto
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That's hilarious, Shawn! Laughing Laughing Laughing

How about these?

If Flint held the Olympics, an event would be: Highjumping over the budget

If Flint held the Olympics, an event would be: Synchronized Robbery

If Flint held the Olympics, an event would be: Steal the pole vault

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Post Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:32 pm 
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Dave Starr
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Walking through the 'hood after midnight - All survivors get a medal.

Packin' - who can conceal the largest weapon.

The 100 meter saggin' dash - 2" of butt crack must show. Contestants may not hold up pants with hands. Extra medals given to those that outrun the Chief.

1500 meter relay - run to drug house, pick up bag of dope, return to street corner.

Urban Biathlon - do a driveby with an AK-47. Fire all 30 rounds, smallest grouping wins. Vehicle must be moving while all shots are fired.

Place the blame - go to a politician with a problem. Fastest politician to blame someone else wins.

Marathon - who can score the most rocks in 1 hour. Only one dealer per block and one rock per dealer allowed.

Wrestling - each contestant will be assigned a homeless person. Object is to wrestle the homeless person for the fries in the garbage can outside Halo Burger.

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I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Pushing buttons sure can be fun.

When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way.

Paddle faster, I hear banjos.
Post Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:21 pm 
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Dave Starr
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One more.......

Boardin' & mowin' - mow the yard & board up a land bank house. Fewest number of rat bites & lowest amount of damage to lawn mower wins.

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I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Pushing buttons sure can be fun.

When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way.

Paddle faster, I hear banjos.
Post Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:24 pm 
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Mark Bonto
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Laughing Hilarious stuff, Dave! Kinda makes me wish I didn't have the comedy gig last week (even though it went great) and could've met you guys at the Horse!

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Watch national award-winning “Comedy On Tap” Thursdays and Fridays at 8pm. Both on Comcast channel 17. Go to my website at: http://markbonto.com and listen to me, and see me live at The White Horse on the radio: Wednesdays 7-7:30am on WKUF 94.3 FM.
Post Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:46 pm 
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rusty
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If Flint were an Olympic Event, it'd be canceled do to lack of interest.

If Flint HOSTED the Olympics: Dang it! I KNOW I left a torch around here somewhere. Screw it. I'm going TO the Torch. (gets inside: street guy comes up to him)

hey, buddy! wanna buy a torch? I need the money to buy gas to get home to my wife and kids...

(Flint buys torch. Bum goes to White Horse, buys a Killians)
Post Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:47 pm 
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