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January 2009, Hillary's First Night as President


Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theatre."

Submitted by John P.


-from www.strangepolitics.com
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lol
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If she cant stand up to her husband is she really going to stand up to China, Russia, or some two-bit dictator?
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If she cant stand up to her husband is she really going to stand up to China, Russia, or some two-bit dictator?


Hey...are you calling Kim Jong Il "two bit"? Confused

And let's not forget Ahmadinejad...oh wait, he was elected. Although he's been awfully quiet since his party got trashed in the last election.
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