| Dave Starr
F L I N T O I D
|Only in Flint - on our block.
First, a guy had a non-running small motor home towed to the driveway of an empty house next door to his "lady's" because she didn't want him in her house any more. HOWEVER, he does plan on running an extension cord and a garden hose to her house for electricity & water.
Later today, a guy came down the street very irate about something. When a neighbor asked him what was wrong, he said that he was going to strip an occupied house couple blocks away when the people came home & called the police. His attitude seemed to be: "How dare they get upset when I try to strip the house they live in!"
There was a B&E reported around the corner yesterday. Seems the bad guy was hungry. All he did was take bacon & eggs from the refrigerator, cook them & eat them while the occupants of the house hid upstairs. He didn't even do the dishes, leaving before the police arrived.
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