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Topic: Good Things About Being Mayor of Flint

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Mark Bonto
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* You get to sit at the Mayor's table at Tom Z's.

* You can actually get a pothole named after you.

* The city is so sparkling clean and free of crime, it's really not a very hard job.

* It's the second most powerful position in Flint, right behind the Dean of U of M Flint.

* You have full control of the secret nuclear arsenal aimed at Burton.

* Every Tuesday is "Drinking With Don" at the Horse!

Can you think of any more?
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Dave Starr
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* You can ride around in a nufty van.

* You can decorate your offices like the Jungle Room at Graceland.

* You can continually rag on David Dicks.

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FlintConservative
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You can smoke anywhere you want.
Post Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:57 pm 
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Mark Bonto
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* You're the only one allowed to spit off the top of Genesee Towers.
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bigmouthconservative
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quote:
Mark Bonto schreef:
* You get to sit at the Mayor's table at Tom Z's.

* You can actually get a pothole named after you.

* The city is so sparkling clean and free of crime, it's really not a very hard job.

* It's the second most powerful position in Flint, right behind the Dean of U of M Flint.

* You have full control of the secret nuclear arsenal aimed at Burton.

* Every Tuesday is "Drinking With Don" at the Horse!

Can you think of any more?


Drinking day is actually Friday afternoon at the Red Rooster!

Here are some more:

*You can have a "posse" with the likes of Joe Wilson, and Chucky Young

* You can have all the concerned pastors in your back pocket in hopes of buying your way into heaven.

* You can tell all your department heads the day before Christmas vacation that changes are coming and some will not have a job soon. (Insert Ebenezer Scrooge here)

* You can fill the Parks and Recreation department will "Temporary" employees (almost 70 at last count) and bust the budget for that department all to he**.

* You can throw American Idol parties at the taxpayers expense

* You can kiss Sam Muma under the mistletoe
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Mark Bonto
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People constantly talk about you on Flinttalk.com! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:57 pm 
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Opprimo
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quote:
Mark Bonto schreef:
People constantly talk about you on Flinttalk.com! Laughing Laughing Laughing



How fitting Smile best one yet!

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Opinionated
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quote:
Opprimo schreef:
quote:
Mark Bonto schreef:
People constantly talk about you on Flinttalk.com! Laughing Laughing Laughing



How fitting Smile best one yet!

Very, very fitting! I agree, Opprimo!

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Post Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:25 pm 
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Opinionated
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You’re able to pinch the nurses’ rear ends without being chastised.

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Post Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:06 am 
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rusty
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You’re able to pinch the nurses’ rear ends without being chastised.


Who needs to be the mayor for that? I'm Rusty. I get away with it anyway!
Post Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:04 pm 
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Mark Bonto
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quote:
rusty schreef:
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Opinionated schreef:
You’re able to pinch the nurses’ rear ends without being chastised.

Who needs to be the mayor for that? I'm Rusty. I get away with it anyway!

Really? I never seem to get away with it. They always slap me and tell some doctor what I did. Laughing

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Opinionated
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The Health Plan, the 401k plan, and the city owned car? Who wouldn't want the job!

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Post Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:22 pm 
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LakeWoman50
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Who really is Chucky Young?
Post Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:04 pm 
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rusty
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They roll out a special chair for the Don to sit in at Luigi's when he comes for lunch. That's pretty special.

And since when did you need to be mayor to make fun of David Dicks?
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