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Author    Post   Mark Bonto F L I N T O I D * You get to sit at the Mayor's table at Tom Z's. * You can actually get a pothole named after you. * The city is so sparkling clean and free of crime, it's really not a very hard job. * It's the second most powerful position in Flint, right behind the Dean of U of M Flint. * You have full control of the secret nuclear arsenal aimed at Burton. * Every Tuesday is "Drinking With Don" at the Horse! Can you think of any more? Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:30 pm  Dave Starr F L I N T O I D * You can ride around in a nufty van. * You can decorate your offices like the Jungle Room at Graceland. * You can continually rag on David Dicks. _________________ I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. Pushing buttons sure can be fun. When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way. Paddle faster, I hear banjos. Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:30 pm  FlintConservative F L I N T O I D You can smoke anywhere you want. Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:57 pm  Mark Bonto F L I N T O I D * You're the only one allowed to spit off the top of Genesee Towers. Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:07 pm  bigmouthconservative F L I N T O I D quote: Mark Bonto schreef: * You get to sit at the Mayor's table at Tom Z's. * You can actually get a pothole named after you. * The city is so sparkling clean and free of crime, it's really not a very hard job. * It's the second most powerful position in Flint, right behind the Dean of U of M Flint. * You have full control of the secret nuclear arsenal aimed at Burton. * Every Tuesday is "Drinking With Don" at the Horse! Can you think of any more? Drinking day is actually Friday afternoon at the Red Rooster! Here are some more: *You can have a "posse" with the likes of Joe Wilson, and Chucky Young * You can have all the concerned pastors in your back pocket in hopes of buying your way into heaven. * You can tell all your department heads the day before Christmas vacation that changes are coming and some will not have a job soon. (Insert Ebenezer Scrooge here) * You can fill the Parks and Recreation department will "Temporary" employees (almost 70 at last count) and bust the budget for that department all to he**. * You can throw American Idol parties at the taxpayers expense * You can kiss Sam Muma under the mistletoe Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:17 pm  Mark Bonto F L I N T O I D People constantly talk about you on Flinttalk.com! _________________ Watch national award-winning “Comedy On Tap” Thursdays and Fridays at 8pm. Both on Comcast channel 17. Go to my website at: http://markbonto.com and listen to me, and see me live at The White Horse on the radio: Wednesdays 7-7:30am on WKUF 94.3 FM. Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:57 pm  Opprimo F L I N T O I D quote: Mark Bonto schreef: People constantly talk about you on Flinttalk.com! How fitting best one yet! _________________ All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:20 pm  Opinionated F L I N T O I D quote: Opprimo schreef: quote: Mark Bonto schreef: People constantly talk about you on Flinttalk.com! How fitting best one yet! Very, very fitting! I agree, Opprimo! _________________ If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you can dream it, you can become it. Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:25 pm  Opinionated F L I N T O I D You’re able to pinch the nurses’ rear ends without being chastised. _________________ If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you can dream it, you can become it. Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:06 am  rusty F L I N T O I D quote: Opinionated schreef: You’re able to pinch the nurses’ rear ends without being chastised. Who needs to be the mayor for that? I'm Rusty. I get away with it anyway! Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:04 pm  Mark Bonto F L I N T O I D quote: rusty schreef: quote: Opinionated schreef: You’re able to pinch the nurses’ rear ends without being chastised. Who needs to be the mayor for that? I'm Rusty. I get away with it anyway! Really? I never seem to get away with it. They always slap me and tell some doctor what I did. _________________ Watch national award-winning “Comedy On Tap” Thursdays and Fridays at 8pm. Both on Comcast channel 17. Go to my website at: http://markbonto.com and listen to me, and see me live at The White Horse on the radio: Wednesdays 7-7:30am on WKUF 94.3 FM. Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:37 am  Opinionated F L I N T O I D The Health Plan, the 401k plan, and the city owned car? Who wouldn't want the job! _________________ If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you can dream it, you can become it. Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:22 pm  LakeWoman50 F L I N T O I D Who really is Chucky Young? Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:04 pm  rusty F L I N T O I D They roll out a special chair for the Don to sit in at Luigi's when he comes for lunch. That's pretty special. And since when did you need to be mayor to make fun of David Dicks? Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:55 am    Display posts from previous:   All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First

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